So there's this man who goes into a diner on Christmas Morning and orders eggs benedict. The waitress brings out his meal on a shiny hubcap, instead of a plate.. The mans looks at her and yells " What the heck is this????"
She smiles sweetly and says:" Oh, There's No plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise"
Make the season merrier and drive the bah humbugs away,
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