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Hoilday Jokes Corner

Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:27 pm

  So there's this  man who goes into a diner on Christmas Morning and orders eggs benedict.  The  waitress brings out his meal on a  shiny  hubcap, instead of a   plate.. The  mans looks at her and yells  " What the heck is this????"
She smiles  sweetly and  says:"  Oh,  There's No plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise" :D :D


Make the season  merrier and   drive the bah humbugs away,
post your holiday  funny here  and do it today !
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Re: Hoilday Jokes Corner

Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:37 pm

haha! that's cute. :D
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Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:54 pm

Hehehehehe :D
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:44 am

lol
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Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:59 pm

lol
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Re: Hoilday Jokes Corner

Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:15 pm

I know this = a month too late, but it's a cute one I heard on the radio this morning:

To whom do baby sharks write their Xmas lists? Santa Jaws.

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Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:55 pm

;-)
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Re: Hoilday Jokes Corner

Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:32 am

What did the squirrel say to his Valentine?

"I'm nuts about you!"

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